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Watching this and every time he steps out of the frame I’m like, *I hope he comes back*
this is so accurate
Baby Cobra - Ali Wong
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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
Yep.
@vernanana that’s Ava Mathews from elementary school!When bae say something extra freaky and you shocked at first
Omg. This kid is the shit
Lmao why is that caption so accurate tho
Alex Honnold enjoys the high lonesome on the mile-long ridge of Matthes Crest, a spectacular 5.6 in Yosemite National Park, California.
Photo by Kolin Powick
oh my god
beautiful.
musicmajorindisguise omgAn x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
brb dying
I showed my attending and she asked me to take a screenshot and send it to her. 😂
Lupita Nyong'o photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, Vogue Magazine October 2015
not to be corny but this is real fashion
I don’t mean to be rude here.
I am running for President of the United States on serious issues, okay?
Do you have serious questions?
Elena Morelli, { i can’t believe it’s not love! }
Love from the center of who you are.
Romans 12:9 (via resolutewoman)
Dear the guy that you’ll love next,
She’s the most loyal person you will ever meet. Don’t take that for granted. Don’t take her for granted.
She is a morning person so she will sleep early, don’t think for a second that she’s sleeping early to avoid late night conversations with you.
Tell him her she’s strong, not for fun but because you mean it. She’s been through some unexpected setbacks.
She likes her eyes a lot, so will you. It’s probably her favorite feature. They’re beautiful, but you already know that. Her irises are a color you’ve never seen before (you probably know that, too), and when she is falling in love with you, those eyes will be more beautiful than a cloudless afternoon.
She will have ice cream or cookies for dinners sometimes, don’t worry it doesn’t mean she is upset about something it’s just her favorites.
She will tell you about her parents and how close she is with her mom and how she will have an argument here and there with her dad but she still loves them and so will you when you hear about them.
Once in a while she might have appointments, there are other places you might want to be like hanging out with your friends but it’s important for you to be there. As much as you don’t want to be there she doesn’t either so consider it spending quality time together.
When she tells you she’s cold please lend her your hoodie and don’t ask for it back. She will eventually give it back when she no longer has space for that hoodie in her closet.
One of her favorite places to get lunch is McDonald’s, she is not testing you to see if you are cheap if she tells you she wants to go to McDonalds for lunch. Ten piece of chicken nuggets and fries.
She might read your text and not text you back for hours but believe she has not forgotten about you she’s just probably watching Friends or having fun with her family, she will reply when she gets the chance.
Don’t get insecure when other guys talk to her because she is beautiful. She means it when she tells you she’s only into you.
When she tells you she doesn’t want to talk right now because she is not feeling well, believe her because she just wants time on her own and don’t ask what’s wrong, you would be more helpful by not asking what is wrong.
Losing her is something you will never forget, something you’ll never fully recover from. She will
tear your heart out and his name will resonate within your soul forever. Don’t give up on her.Please only say the things you mean because she deserves the best and does not deserved to be lied to.
When you guys decide to get married she will send me an invitation to you and hers wedding, don’t be offended because I’ll be moved on by then, hopefully.